How do you pay for college 2

So a guy named Vishal Garg had trouble coming up with money to pay for college. So in his dorm he decided to go outside his 20 year old box and trade hedge funds. In that white painted carpetless dorm he traded upwards of $200 Million.
I don't know about you but I think that is more than enough to pay for college. With that, he founded a company named "my ritch uncle" which is a company that helps people like myself who does not have parents to help him pay for school and has no credit.
Not only does this company do school loans but it also does internship and study abroad loans.

There's a catch though... they don't lend to Columbia College.